A conversation I had with my doctor Monday afternoon. What your about to read made me realize that there are people more stupid than me.
Doctor: "I really think it is best if we start you on a chemotherapy right away. You have a lot more spots on your face that are cancerous and I don't want to have to keep cutting you up."
Me: "You are the doctor. I will do whatever you think is best."
Doctor: "OK, good. You will apply the ointment every day for 30 days. Your probably going to break out all over your face and it won't be pretty. But, it will kill any cancer cells we can't see."
Me: "OK... let's do it."
Doctor: "Make sure you wash your hands after you put it on your face. I had a patient last year who had a serious problem after not washing his hands."
Me: "What happened? His hands swell up?"
Doctor: "No. He decided to play with himself a little after putting the ointment on and his scrotum swelled up. It was quite embarrassing for him to have to come back in here."
Me: "Good to know, Doc. No using the ointment when I masturbate. Got it."
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